The Political Zen of Fart Lighting

Do yourself a favor: if you are a CNN or a FoxNews watcher, please make sure you balance watching each hour of your preferred channel with an hour of watching the other, no matter how badly you may disagree with that other network.

Pay close attention to how differently each of those networks present the exact same news.

If you begin to feel that the actual truth lies somewhere in the middle, you are correct. It does. The 24 hour news networks are opinion shows, not news.

Then, once you’ve done that, immediately stop giving a shit.

Stop caring.

Because you haven’t done anything to make the country better in the last 20 fucking years, you turd. What are you gonna do NOW? You’re all old and shit.

Your life was better when you sat in your room, got high, listened to records, and lit your own farts on fire.

You can have those good times back. Trust me.

Just turn off the news...
buy a record player...
secure your favorite lighter...
and private message me for the weed...

I know a guy.