Saturday, June 5, 2010

Burger King Ribs: Official review



Production of this item needs to cease immediately.

Putting these "blood blisters taped to bones" in your mouth is the equivalent of digesting solid fart matter. If you like them, you should not be allowed to raise children or hold political office.

The fact that these ribs are still inside me makes me feel dirty. I feel like I'm being raped.

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